Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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