this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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