How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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