if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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