I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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