It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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