He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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