A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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