a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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