if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
