the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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