last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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