Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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