Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
