you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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