yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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