You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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