Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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