Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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