He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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