Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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