he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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