i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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