...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
whose parrot is this?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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