I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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