If i come over, it means nothing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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