Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
This is the high leading the old right now
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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