Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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