where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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