She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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