I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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