im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
