found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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