Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have fence marks all over my body
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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