Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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