with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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