Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I need water and some morals
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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