Nicole vs. Life
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Is Oprah even human
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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