the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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