Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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