In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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