no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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