Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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