Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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