She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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