He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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