Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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