I heard we made out
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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