STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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