His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
ok first of all what the fuck
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
