Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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