if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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